Dog My Cats!
CAUTION! This Product is for Adult Use Only! Unless you're an idiot in which case you shouldn't use it either! Keep Out Of Reach Of Children. Never Open Packet OR Cook Over Colored Flames. Do Not Eat OR Touch Packet Contents. Store In A Cool Dry Place.
WARNING! Eating or Ingesting Packet Contents Can Cause Liver, Blood System And Kidney Problems. Keep Away From Eyes And Skin. Do Not Breath In The Dust And Smoke When Packets Are On The Fire. Use In A Well Ventilated Area Only.
FIRST AID! If Eaten, Drink Lots Of Water AND Go To The Emergency Room. If Breathing In Dust Or Smoke, Move To Fresh Air And Call Your Doctor. If Packet Contents Come Into Contact With Eyes Or Skin, Wash Immediately With Water For 15 Minutes And Go To The Emergency Room.
Now that said... these Dog My Cats! Packets Can Be a Super Fun way to spice up any traditional campfire FOR the kids or around the holidays!
Especially a good Halloween Party where those witches are cackling and dancing around a boiling cauldron! (Just don't let your Mom, Wife or Girlfriend breath any of this stuff in while they're at it!)
For Best Results: Place Multiple Unopened Dog My Cats! Packets at a time onto an outdoor wood log burning campfire.
These CATs Dog My Cats! Should Literally Be Ready And Waiting In Your Pocket Or Pack Every Time You're Heading Out To A Campsite With The Family!
Check Out Our www.coolasstools.com Website VIDEOS Page For All Sorts Of Cool Ass Training Sessions On How To Get The Most Out Of This Product And Many More!
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- These Bags Full Of Ingredients When Burned, Illuminate And Create Vibrant Neon Colors That Will Take Your Next Campfire From Ordinary To Extraordinary In Seconds!
10g, 15g, 25g or 30g Bags Containing A Mixture Of Ingredients
- 35% Calcium Carbonate
- 30% Charcoal
- 20% Polyvinyl Chloride
- 15% Cupric Chloride
- 1 x 10g, 15g, 25g or 30g Of Dog My Cats! Colorful Magic Flames Powder
Not For Unattended Use By Children Without Proper Adult Supervision And/Or Training!
We at CATs truly believe we provide some of the most cool and innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a Risk-Free 30-Day Guarantee for Quality Assurance!
If you don't have a positive experience for ANY reason, we will do WHATEVER it takes to make sure you are 100% Satisfied with your Purchase!
Buying items online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize there's absolutely ZERO RISK in buying something from CATs!
We have 24/7/365 Ticket and Email Support should any product defects be present at the time of delivery or damage to goods incurred during delivery be found. At CATs we stand by our Risk-Free 30-Day 100% Money Back Guarantee! So if a product of ours doesn’t work properly when received due to a defect, that’s not cool with us!
Simply email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know with a quick picture, your order and item numbers, and a description of the issue and we’ll get right back in touch to resolve your issue!
We Know These CATs Are Cool, and Want Y'all to get your Grubby Little Paws All Over Them!